Recently heard around the house....

- "Boys!!! Don't drive your trucks through your toast!"
- "Tommy, mommy wants you to keep your clothes on."
- "No honey...you can't have chips. It's only 8:30 in the morning. Why? Because we don't have chips for breakfast! You can cry all you want, but you're still not getting any."
- "Who ate the tips off all these crayons?!?"
- "Is that water or pee?"
- "What the...?!? WHO ATE MY CHAPSTICK???"
- "Look at me. We don't pull keys off mommy's computer keyboard. See these? They are now broken. Forever. Okay? Now mommy loves you. Go be a good boy."
- "Cole...eat your chicken. Mommy is not making cake for dinner. You can say please all you want...still not happening."
- "Don't touch the tree. Don't touch it! What did mommy say? Don't touch the tree. Put that down!!! Good boy. That was a very good decision."
- "Tommy where are your socks? What do you mean gone?"
- "Honey, can mommy see those scissors? Can you give those to mommy please? Oh thank you!"
- "Where did that play-doh go? Open your mouth. Did you eat it? Where is the play-doh?"