Mom: Okay pal, c'mon. Time for a diaper change.
Tommy: No mom! No Tommy poop! Cole poop...ewwww!
Mom: No buddy...it's you and it's time. Let's go.
Tommy: NO! Mom! Cole bad. Corner. (points to time-out corner)
Mom: Tommy. Cole is reading his book. He does not need to go into the corner. YOU need a diaper change. Let's go.
Tommy: MOM! Shhhh! Bug! (dramatically starts looking for bug)
Mom: Tommy...there is no bug.
Tommy: SNAKE! Ssssssss...... (points under couch and screams) Eeeeek!!!!
Mom: (now laughing) Tommy. It is time for a diaper change. (I scoop him up and head into the kitchen)
Tommy: NOOOO!!! MOMMY NOOOO!!! COLE HELP ME!!!!
Cole: (glances up while calmly flipping pages of book on couch) Bye Tommy!
Exit stage right. Next dramatic scene only moments away. Stay tuned!